Ok!!!  A couple shockers!
Whoa.. Victoria is Brooke's mom. Who saw that one coming? I didn't! I don't think Brooke will leave TH, but I can't wait to see these two throw DOWN! And DAN... I was taken by that too. I didn't think we'd see him for a bit ....GRROSSSS, and I do not love the fact that Nathan left him a picture of Jamie.
HAHAHAAA ... Maybe I saw this one coming, Petyon and I are.. or were ....thinking alike about Lucas' Lindsey being a nuttyfruitcake. Peyton may now believe in the [good-luck bamboo "I'm here" plant] and be somewhat convinced Lindsey is just a sweetie, but I still think there is room for some crazy LucasGF-ness. Speaking of the [good luck "I'm here" bamboo plant], whatUP with K FED?? I'm stoked that he is going to play a (faux) rockstarDIVAbadA$$. I'm going to crack up HYSTERICALLY at him, and love to hate him even more than I already do! His acting is pathet and he is NOT hot!
HOTTTT?? Nathan Scott, that's who's hot! I love the scruffy-face/hair. I have a current beef with the nanny (... who we all need to pay attention to, ummm totally looks like Haley... WTH??) since she convinced him to clean up. Well, my beef with her is for aesthetics. I'll miss the scruff-face, hopefully he'll keep the hair, but it's good to see Nathan shaping up for Hales and J Luke! How CUTE is that kid?
Ummmmm I TOLD YOU MOUTH WOULD GET IT ON WITH THE MEAN "B" OF A BOSS!!! Yuck/HILAR! Well, I can’t really take total credit for that. My BFF Ally called that one, but I totally agreed!
Maybe we WILL get to see Brooke and K Fed hook up! No? I know it’s a long shot, but that would be fun.... wouldn't it? 
 
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Some of these are pretty basic, and not created by me, but have been incorporated nicely into the LanaLanguage®!  
Pathet- pathetic
Hilar - Hilarious
WTH - What The H*%$!
OTH - One Tree Hill
TH - Tree Hill
BA - BadA$$
fave - favorite
forev -forever
bf - boyfriend
C over B - Clothes Over Bros
"brooke-ing" - see ... i think... season 3!
gf - girlfriend
 j - jealous
"B" - b!t(h
 K Fed - see Britney Spears Wikipedia
OMG - come on.. Oh My God
BFF - you know what that is!
def - definitely
famil - familiar
fab - fabulous
P&L - Peyton & Lucas
fordays - pretty much defines anything that never ends, or continues way beyond its shelf life!
FSR - For Some Reason