I love how the old school OTH-ers keep making a comeback! Last week it was the return of Bevin! Apparently she went to college, and now works at Macy’s. Wonderful. She also has a son, who she readily whipped out a picture of to show Brooke, and he is BUTT-UG! Poor child! Also, Bevin mentions the kiddo’s name is Nathan… hmmmm…. my friend Tiffany reminded me that when Tim came to rescue the girls from the library, as the pizza delivery boy, he mentioned having a son who ALSO has the name Nathan.

BEVIN and TIM???

It looks like Brooke and Owen are hitting it off. How fun was it when his friend turned out to be Chase? Wouldn’t it be neato if Chase comes back around to hook up with Peyton?

OR… moving right along to tonight’s episode, the 100th episode of OTH, will it finally be time for Peyton and Lucas to rekindle? That would just be WAY to simp, wouldn’t it?

It’s the day of Lucas and Lindsey’s wedding. Karen is in town with Andy and Lilly. YAY we meet the little sister after all. And that’s “Aunt Lilly” to Jamie, bt-dub! My question of “did Karen get back together with the ex-professor bf?” is finally answered. She totally did, and he is as dElish as EVER! Dan is stalking the church as everyone is going inside to attend the wedding as he is approached by Haley who pretty much tells him to stay away from everyone and to go to H!!

INSANE NANNY is lurking about in the orchestra section of the church claiming “her little boy is the ring bearer”. I was convinced that she and Dan were working together, seeing as they are both crazy and have a weird obsession with Jamie. However, after seeing Dan whip her a$$ and take the kid back, I may have been a little off kilter there!

UM how DARE Dan try to be a hero by returning Jaime to Nathan and Haley… and the rest of the family who joined together to search for little J Luke. And WHAT HAPPENED with Lindsey and Lucas? Of course I was secretly routing for them NOT to get married, but I am NOT BFF with the fact that a BREAKING NEWS ALERT happened to update the weather (however I do understand the importance!!). I saw: Lucas say “I do”, commercials, Breaking News Alert, Lindsey running down the aisle EXITING the church, and Lucas falling to the ground, commercials.

I missed the wedding, people. I missed the WEDDING!

UGH.

Ok so maybe there is some hope for Petyon and Lucas. I can’t WAIT!!!

Its gonna be a minute before we get some new OTH… April 14… so hang tight til next time!

Yep!! Ttune in April 14 for an all new episode of OTH at 8pm on CW 30. Thankya for the comments…. Let them continue to flow!

Some of these are pretty basic, and not created by me, but have been incorporated nicely into the LanaLanguage®!

ADDITIONS:

BUTT-UG – not even cute in the least. Butt Ugly to the max!
Simp – easy aka.. simple
H – he!!
dElish – YUMMY!!
Poppin – Pretty much means awesome!
Obsesh - Obsession
NEV – never
dub-ev – whatever
ASAP – you are famil with that one!
ador – adorable
for ser – for serious
annoy – annoying
BS – uhhhh… eh hem!!
Obv - obvious
Introducing the "Dub"
Dub will substitute many words starting with the letter "W". You are guaranteed to have a love-hate relationship with this!
Ov-Dub (pronounced O.V. -Dub) - over with
BTW - by the way (also know as bt-dub)
Pathet- pathetic
Hilar - Hilarious
WTH - What The H*%$!
OTH - One Tree Hill
TH - Tree Hill
BA - BadA$$
fave - favorite
forev -forever
bf - boyfriend
C over B - Clothes Over Bros
"brooke-ing" - see ... i think... season 3!
gf - girlfriend
j - jealous
"B" - b!t(h
K Fed - see Britney Spears Wikipedia
OMG - come on.. Oh My God
BFF - you know what that is!
def - definitely
famil - familiar
fab - fabulous
P&L - Peyton & Lucas
fordays - pretty much defines anything that never ends, or continues way beyond its shelf life!
FSR - For Some Reason