Ok so my DVR was WAY too full and I missed episode 12… so on to #13! Brooke and that baby! Wow.. I don’t know what to think about that. I mean, she’s Brooke Davis. Now, I understand the child has a heart condition, and as much as it will be a tear-jerker, I have a feeling the kid isn’t gonna make it. I know, it’s horrible of me to say such a thing, but like I said…. Brooke Davis with a kid – it just doesn’t seem to fit. And here I go again being not so nice, that child is SO not a looker.

So Lindsey left the key when she left Lucas’s after picking up the rest of her things. I guess she doesn’t want to be with Lucas after all. Ummmm….. no I won’t say that so fast. It would be way too easy for her to just leave and Lucas and Peyton get back together. Lindsey will be back.. but will she stay?

Did anyone notice all of the sexual innuendos being dropped off to little Jaime? Dang! Skills and Brooke were talking to him as if he were 18! Speaking of Skills, I like how he suddenly turns into Dr. Phil from time to time with all of his concerning advice. He cracks me up!

And Dan has a heart condition with 6 months to live. POOR HIM. Drop dead Dan. Stop trying to be all grandpa with Jaime and stalking the family. Just go ahead and keel over – MURDER!

OMG! I’m glad Deb had “relations” with the clown in the bathroom at the 5 year old’s birthday party. Disgust!!!! Not creepy at all! JS. That’s Deb for ya! Well Lucas, Brooke and her homely child looked all cozy on the couch there at the end. We need some drama. I say Lucas and Brooke start to fire it back up again!

Some of these are pretty basic, and not created by me, but have been incorporated nicely into the LanaLanguage®! ADDITIONS:

JS – Just Saying
Disgust – for real gross
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IMO – in my opinion
Hi5 – a slap of hands to express a celebration of some sort.
BUTT-UG – not even cute in the least, Butt Ugly to the max!
Simp – easy aka… simple
dElish - Yummy
Poppin – Pretty much means awesome!
Obsesh - Obsession
NEV – never
dub-ev – whatever
ASAP – you are famil with that one!
ador – adorable
for ser – for serious
annoy – annoying
BS – uhhhh… eh hem!!
Obv - obvious
Introducing the "Dub"
Dub will substitute many words starting with the letter "W". You are guaranteed to have a love-hate relationship with this!
Ov-Dub (pronounced O.V. -Dub) - over with
BTW - by the way (also know as bt-dub)
Pathet- pathetic
Hilar - Hilarious
WTH - What The H*%$!
OTH - One Tree Hill
TH - Tree Hill
BA - BadA$$
fave - favorite
forev -forever
bf - boyfriend
C over B - Clothes Over Bros
"brooke-ing" - see ... i think... season 3!
gf - girlfriend
j - jealous
"B" - b!t(h
K Fed - see Britney Spears Wikipedia
OMG - come on.. Oh My God
BFF - you know what that is!
def - definitely
famil - familiar
fab - fabulous
P&L - Peyton & Lucas
fordays - pretty much defines anything that never ends, or continues way beyond its shelf life!
FSR - For Some Reason